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sanity's left us all blind

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

what if giraffes lived underwater

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what a majestic creature

orgasmictipsforgirls:

radioactivepapertowns:

dragonflycup:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

you can do this girl

be as resilient as your vaginaimage

shine bright like a ‘gina

what did I just read

My penis hurts after reading this

shine bright like a ‘gina

i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

attentio-n:

wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? when I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies