May 2013
alexkisu:
helicoils:
i’m a massive sucker for girls with sleeves
you wanna ask me out now or later
1talian:
all i have is this blog and my virginity
April 2013
dweebscar:
dweebscar:
what if giraffes lived underwater
what a majestic creature
orgasmictipsforgirls:
radioactivepapertowns:
dragonflycup:
wifelife:
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
what did I...
i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour
attentio-n:
wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? when I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies
thatdrumcorpsguy:
*jazz runs away from responsibilities*
Transgender woman arrested for wearing sheer top,... →
desmonstuh:
sooperkool:
daggerpen:
Ashley Del Valle is a transgender woman from New York who was arrested in Georgia for indecent exposure after she allegedly showed her breasts, but then was housed in an all-male jail.
I just.
You arrest her because her top is too sheer and shows her nipples, something that is only a crime for women.
And then you jail her as a man.
Fucking fuck.
...
Sometimes the person you would take a bullet for...
theyellowbrickroad:
i want to go on a fucking adventure this summer you know make some memories do some wild things but ill probably just lay in bed and eat mcdonalds and watch netflix but hey its fun to pretend ill actually do something
growlithed:
i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross
Reblog if you've ever been called:
letmywristsbleed:
inkf3cted:
Attention seeker. Selfish. Antisocial. Rude. Pathetic. Alone. Boring. Stupid. Ugly. Annoying.
Many times
